I have learned my lesson. You gotta read the whole story, not just the headlines
Not that the headline was completely implausible, but have no fear for the Prince of Darkness still walks the earth. Charles “Ozzie” Osborne, a Palo Alto, CA soda fountain operator, recently passed away at the age of 89. With due condolences to Mr. Osborne’s family, a few misread headlines could send shockwaves through the metal world. Mr. Osborne’s obituary lists him as a pacifist, so clearly the similarities between him and the metal Ozzy start and end at nomenclature. No word yet on the amount of ants snorted by Charles Osborne in his lifetime, but we’re guessing (and hoping) the Godfather of Metal has him beat.
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