Below is a story about Courtney Love. Somehow a person who looks like she can give an entire room aids by sneezing on them was able to crash an AIDS benefit to ask Elton John to play on her next album.......................SIGH

Courtney Love is hatching a plan when she stops by the Elton John AIDS Foundation annual benefit, An Enduring Vision, held Monday at NYC’s Cipriani Wall Street.

“I hope he plays on my record tomorrow,” the friendly, open musician/actress, 45, says. “I’m working him. I have no idea if he’s gonna do it, but he said he might.”

The Hole rocker and widow of Nirvana’s Kurt Cobain attributes the groundedness of 17-year-old daughter Frances Bean to “DNA.”

Courtney says, “She’s really conservative in a good way. She’s going to college. She’s looking at colleges. She’s in her last year of school. She wants to go to an Ivy League school [where she’ll study] fine art, maybe film.”

What are her thoughts on plastic surgery?

“Well, my schnoz is back, but I wouldn’t do anything else again,” she says.

Any regrets about tattoos?

“A really drunk night [inspired one], and I’m going to need to get it fixed,” she says. “I had it faded, but I want something there that means something other than a bad, drunk night in New Orleans. It’s an angel. I got it in the nineties.”